shitposts and ideological arguments

[holographica]

THE JAMJAR NETWORK POST MEME


I know 'em, you know 'em, we all know 'em. Those networks posts that don't always make perfect IC sense, but they're forever popular because they're so damn fun. "Hypothetical" moral questions. Accidental videos. 3AM oversharing. Effortposts. Contrived pleas for advice. Love 'em or hate 'em, jamjar networks are like...the peanut butter to DWRP's jelly. Or something?

HOW TO PLAY:
- Toplevel with a network post. Conversations take place in generic assumed jamjar settings where everyone's in (roughly) one place and can text each other.
- If you have any preferences about the genre or specifics of that generic assumed jamjar, or if you want it to be in the setting of an established game, or anything like that, say so.
- Reply to people's network posts.
- INSTANT GRATIFICATION

Comments

hagakure | dangan ronpa | ota

[thirtys]

[ooc: presumably this takes place in some jamjar setting with ghosts but you know it doesn't even matter honestly it's hagakure.]

I THINK THERE'S A GHOST IN MY HOUSE HELP

[lostcompany]

Dude step one get out of there!!

What's it doing?

[thirtys]

I DON'T KNOW I'M HIDING IN THE BUSHES OUTSIDE [he wasn't about to fuck with no ghosts] HOW DO I PERFORM AN EXORCISM

[lostcompany]

[uhhhhhh damn he is specifically the wrong person to ask about exorcisms]

I don't know about exorcisms but maybe you can scare it??

What was it doing before you got out?

[thirtys]

I DIDN'T STICK AROUND TO CHECK!!!

[there's like a minute between that text and an extremely blurry photo through a window of what might??? be a ghost??? or could just be a trick of the light on glass who the fuck knows.]

1/2

[spookybloobloo]

oh

sorry

i'll get out of your way

2/2

[spookybloobloo]

wait

[thirtys]

[oh god now there's GHOSTS ON THE NETWORK]

HOW DID YOU GET IN THERE

[spookybloobloo]

you do know we can phase through walls and stuff, right

we're sort of incorporeal like that

[calmdown]

That's probably my bad. Sorry.

I'll try laying the bait down at a different house.

[Look, sometimes the monthly task list is weird. Who is Yu to turn them down?]