shitposts and ideological arguments

[holographica]

THE JAMJAR NETWORK POST MEME


I know 'em, you know 'em, we all know 'em. Those networks posts that don't always make perfect IC sense, but they're forever popular because they're so damn fun. "Hypothetical" moral questions. Accidental videos. 3AM oversharing. Effortposts. Contrived pleas for advice. Love 'em or hate 'em, jamjar networks are like...the peanut butter to DWRP's jelly. Or something?

HOW TO PLAY:
- Toplevel with a network post. Conversations take place in generic assumed jamjar settings where everyone's in (roughly) one place and can text each other.
- If you have any preferences about the genre or specifics of that generic assumed jamjar, or if you want it to be in the setting of an established game, or anything like that, say so.
- Reply to people's network posts.
- INSTANT GRATIFICATION

Comments

[announcemyvictory]

Are you serious? They could get into our sleeping quarters.

[letsplayer]

so there's these floating pink things in my world that break into people's houses at night to eat their dreams but that's like, all they do

when i was a baby we had one who liked to come into the room i was sleeping in and sit on my face to eat my succulent infant dreams

my mom chased it off because face-sitting is a leading cause of baby death but i think it just started sitting on the faces of other assorted family members

what's the bug gonna do

breathe our air?

scuttle on our furniture?

i mean they DO look kinda gross but they're so tiny i don't even know wtf anyone's worried about

[announcemyvictory]

That is vile.

[letsplayer]

you get used to it

but i mean like

every waking moment you share space with some other kind of living thing, even if you get rid of the bugs there's microscopic shit all around us

[announcemyvictory]

Will you stop? At this rate, I'll never sleep again, nor will anybody else on this horrible island!

[letsplayer]

look man there's shit about this world's animals that scare ME but you just gotta

desensitize yourself to the horror

realize there's only a finite number of fucks to give and save them for the shit that matters

[announcemyvictory]

Now you're just trying to make us all as horrified as you were about the dog nipples.