shitposts and ideological arguments

[holographica]

THE JAMJAR NETWORK POST MEME


I know 'em, you know 'em, we all know 'em. Those networks posts that don't always make perfect IC sense, but they're forever popular because they're so damn fun. "Hypothetical" moral questions. Accidental videos. 3AM oversharing. Effortposts. Contrived pleas for advice. Love 'em or hate 'em, jamjar networks are like...the peanut butter to DWRP's jelly. Or something?

HOW TO PLAY:
- Toplevel with a network post. Conversations take place in generic assumed jamjar settings where everyone's in (roughly) one place and can text each other.
- If you have any preferences about the genre or specifics of that generic assumed jamjar, or if you want it to be in the setting of an established game, or anything like that, say so.
- Reply to people's network posts.
- INSTANT GRATIFICATION

Comments

Re: Marla Sanzashi | Pokemon OC

[newstart]

You've never seen a dog with nipples?

[Uh, say what?]

[letsplayer]

[You know what, let's put the poor doggo down before it gets hurt with all the flailing she's about to do.]

As a matter of fact, no, no I have not. I wasn't aware dogs were supposed to be these multi-titty'd monstrosities.

[The dog lets out a whimper of protest, but here dog, here's an ear scritch.]

[newstart]

.... but.... how else are they females gonna feed the puppies after giving birth?

[Headscratch.]

[letsplayer]

So I know this probably sounds crazy but like... that shit don't happen where I'm from; you're thinking about people. Human babies are the ones that get titties in their face; everyone else just kind of-

[/vague, non-committal shrug]

Unless you're a Miltank, then your role in this world is to lactate endlessly for no reason.

...also please tell me you did not insinuate that this thing was shoved out of a vagina.

[newstart]

[What the-] Miltank don't - They only lacate if they've have a baby.

[............ .... are you shitting him? have the most confused face ever.] Uh.... Yea. Probably in a litter of maybe... four? five? I know all puppies are super tiny and helpless when first born. Kinda like Caesar was.