shitposts and ideological arguments

[holographica]

THE JAMJAR NETWORK POST MEME


I know 'em, you know 'em, we all know 'em. Those networks posts that don't always make perfect IC sense, but they're forever popular because they're so damn fun. "Hypothetical" moral questions. Accidental videos. 3AM oversharing. Effortposts. Contrived pleas for advice. Love 'em or hate 'em, jamjar networks are like...the peanut butter to DWRP's jelly. Or something?

HOW TO PLAY:
- Toplevel with a network post. Conversations take place in generic assumed jamjar settings where everyone's in (roughly) one place and can text each other.
- If you have any preferences about the genre or specifics of that generic assumed jamjar, or if you want it to be in the setting of an established game, or anything like that, say so.
- Reply to people's network posts.
- INSTANT GRATIFICATION

Comments

OC, meet an AU. is slightly assumed CR OK?

[newstart]

Could be a ghost? D'you want me to see if Achlys can move it? Hilbert plz. she hasn't met your ridiculously pink jellicent, yet. Just your giant grass snake.

...How do you get frozen wood pulp in AC vents?

Of course~

[butlaserstho]

You know, I never suspected ghosts yet. It might be worth a shot.

And the wood pulp doesn't matter. Don't worry about it. Things happen.

Re: Of course~

[newstart]

You don't have them in your world? [He looks more than a bit downcast.] Sure, I'll come over and have her try now.

[Squinty Mc squinty look.] That sounds like something Bianca would say, but if you're sure...

[butlaserstho]

If we did, they hide well. We've got enough monsters to deal with, anyway. Like Grimm, and history class.

Yeah, well Bianca understands that some things are better left unexplained. It's better that way. Rational minds simply aren't meant to know.

[newstart]

[He laughs a little.] Most ghosts like hiding; some don't, but... [A shrug, and a blink-] What's so bad about history class?

Yea, you have a point. [That, and he doesn't know her well enough to press.]